- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

This statement is false.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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