- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

This statement is false.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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