If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Internet Explorer

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Anti Joke

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