how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

A guy was beet by his wife.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

PSN IS UP

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What do you call a Jew A Jew

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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