Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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... Chan chan

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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