- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

So I was walking down the road today

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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