How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

God. God.

Lil Wayne

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What can fly? Lots of things

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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