what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Women's rights

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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