What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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