Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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