What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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MySpace.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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