"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

You suck big fat slobber

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

women's rights

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

I regret everything.....

AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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