- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

dick dick dick... frogs

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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