A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Women's Rights.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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