- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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