- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

like most people my age. im 27

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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