- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Dance is a sport

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

homosexuals are gay

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Hello.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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