Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Stop procrastinating.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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