- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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