when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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