- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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