- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

The truth is he loves her!!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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