Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

The truth is he loves her!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Horse with a chair on his head.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

One below was by me: Walter H

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