Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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My mum is called Steve

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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