roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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