- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

politically correct!

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Women's Rights.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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