- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

whats funnier than 24? 25

I'm winning at Scrabble.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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