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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Everybody will die

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What comes after 69? 70

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Is maynaise an instrument?

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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