- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What does two plus two equal? 4

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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