- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Do you like apples? Yes

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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