If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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hi bye

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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