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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.