Donald Trump

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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