Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Anti Joke

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