- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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