Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

A women in the kitchen.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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