- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

No!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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