What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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The Holocaust

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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