A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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so how about that irline food

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Black people

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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