Black people having a Job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

I'm 4 and what is this?

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Women's rights.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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