- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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