- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

why was the man sad? his wife died

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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