- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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