- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

hickory dickory dock no one cares

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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