What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

ejaculation JLR

field day?

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Women's rights...

And Stephen Hawking said.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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