- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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