Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

pull my finger (farts)

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

what has genitial warts? me

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