- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Everybody will die

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Sex

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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