Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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yada yada

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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