- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

the WNBA

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

So a baby seal walks into a club

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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