What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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It's all Taggart

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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