Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

You idiot thats 9 letters

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

whats 1 + 1? 2

whats one plus one penis

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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