- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

a seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Obama

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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