- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

whats white and sticky glue

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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