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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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