THE GAME

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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i killed my family

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

identical jokes get different votes.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Im taking a shit right now.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

hey justin

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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