What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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