- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Tim and Eric

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Cheese

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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