- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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