- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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