Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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