Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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