A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

masturbating on a tarc bus

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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