Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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