Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

The FCC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

I wrote a funny joke.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Wright flyer

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What's two plus two? Window

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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