- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

You idiot.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Youre mom is so dead...

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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