- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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