Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I woke up today

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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