- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

shut up elliot

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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