- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

You

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

ecks! why zee?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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