- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Title IX

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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