A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

CHORGLUND

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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