- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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