Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

A man walks into a bar

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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