- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

your life

I have a gay camel

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

I like school Said no one ever.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Knock, knock -The door's open.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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