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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

How do you make a car? You build it.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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