- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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