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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

i killed my family

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

identical jokes get different votes.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

THE GAME

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Im taking a shit right now.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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