- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why was the boy crying he had cancer

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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