watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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