what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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you suck

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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