I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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