- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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