scientology.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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can you pass the soap?

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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fridge

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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