A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why was the woman?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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