What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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womens rights.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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bangers and mash?

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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