- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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