- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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