What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call an amazing person Good

I'm gay.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

WHAT THE BABIES?!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

4 hours later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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