- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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