The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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