- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

this is not a joke. jks

what is the color of a burp burple

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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