- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A man walks into a vagina

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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