How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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